I am sure that most of you guys have a person in your life who amuses you just by the choices they make when putting sentances together. My mother is mine.. and here are a couple of golden nuggets that she has recently thrown at us. Enjoy!
"Son of a motherless pig!!" - I dont even know what this means!
"Cagate en la mierda." - Translated this means 'Crap on the crap' ... only my mother lmao
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I have this overwhelming fear of leaving this comment, since I am the subject of this here blog. But here it goes; I am not amused by the implication that I solely am responsible of the author’s humor. I can clearly remember a book of quotes “The Quote Book" that was around several years ago. It was filled to rim of curious if not hysterical anecdotes from the author herself, which would prove a more delicious read. In this lost book there are tons of interesting interchanges with friends and unsuspecting random people. I think the author should , indeed must enter some of these here and let the subscribers decide on what is the most outrages, funny or simple strange conversations.
Ok, to be fair yes.. we've all had our doozy's of statements. And yes, they were immortalized by a little 'quote book' that we used to keep. Here are a couple that I can remember off the top of my head...
CAV: Running in the nude is the equivalent of swimming in the rain!!
JV: *valley girl accent* what?... Why?
JB: It's twat, on twat, on twat action over here!
V: Listen.. I'm very prompt, and I encourage everyone around me to be prompt as well. If I were running for president that would be my slogan. America, be prompt!
JB: Horse love is unconditional.
i think i know where the quote book is.. i gotta look when i get home, but i think i know where it is..
CV: "look, you're stupid.. but! wait a second.. you are also an idiot" lol
GIRLS: "hi everyone!"
JB: "But he's just one guy"
(that one will always crack me up lol)
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